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Let me bitch![Spoiler Alert :P]

So it was like the movie – Sixth Sense … Akshay Kumar, in the end, reveals that he knows how to speak in English and he is not just another “Jat” boy from Punjab… Heheheh! I spoiled the suspense for you … Atleast now don’t go for Namaste London.

Two bad movies in a row and Bania is in a highly peevish mood … F*cking Garden State man! Who the f*ck told me it was a good movie … My a$$ would have made a better movie than that … nevertheless I had to drink half a bottle of rum to drown the movie …

Woke up at 12 noon on Good Friday and lo! I get another freak attack of watching a movie in Red Lounge, Cinemax… ALONE – any movie :O

I picked up Namastey London for the 3 o’ clock show. First of all, that crazy accent of Katrina Kaif – i mean i was confused – is it British, is it Indian, no wait its Tamil naah! The more she looked beautiful, the worst she acted – I mean it seemed that she was giving herself a competition – who can act dumber – Katrina in the previous shot or Katrina now. Combined with the raw masculinity of the crap bag – Akshay Kumar – they were on a mission to vanquish any mortal above an IQ of 100 who went for the movie.

Weird product placements – Spykar Jeans – Mujhe nehi pata tha aap London ke sabse pehle Spykar showroom ki maalik hai … Mujhe Spykar jeans bahut pasand hai … (I didnt know you were the owner of London’s first spykar jeans’ showroom … I love Spykar jeans…) Then they showed Katrina’s parents making a profile of Katrina in bharatmatrimony.com – We never got to see what happened to that profile … and why did they do that …. they did get a guy who showed them grooms in India – but then does bharatmatrimony.com provide such service??? Then comes Western Union Money Transfer – Maine paise transfer Western Union Money Transfer se kar diya.. Ha main bhi Western Union mein khadi hoon … Paise jaldi pahuchega … Yawn!! Rakhi Sawant using Lizol in Big Brother was far classier than this …

Then this ugly bitch – friend of Katrina – who doesn’t want Katrina to get laid or kissed or whatever! (God knows why!!) – and her really ugly smile at occasions when any Indian will protest against any British guy (Upen Patel Vs. Susan’s parents) .. if she is so happy at Indians detesting Britishers, then why the f*ck she attends those parties and goes to discotheques with them … may b she is a f*cking Banshee or something ..

Enuf bitching … but then continuing with the spate of watching movies alone – I am actually enjoying (sorry for repitition)

Namaste London was ok! in certain respect – London .. It showcased very beautifully the prime locales of London – a place I yearn to visit someday .. Probably thats why I didn’t think twice before buying the tickets …